Get thee to the New York Times Op Ed
July 13, 2005
By SARAH VOWELL
A couple of weeks ago, on this very page of this here newspaper, Senator John Kerry wrote an Op-Ed article imagining “The Speech the President Should Give,” about that night’s televised presidential address on the war in Iraq. Of course, Kerry had about as much chance of George W. Bush’s following his advice as the producers of “MTV Cribs” have of getting the president’s mother to show them around Kennebunkport.