Im a flake, holy shit, I am a flake.
Today I left something in the bathroom of a store and it took me five hours to realize that I left it there. Five hours. FIVE FUCKING HOURS. I called the store, I called the chain’s national number. Please, please, get a janitor to pick up, someone. I left something in your bathroom. I have to go in to work early tomorrow in the hopes that it wasn’t stolen. I can’t believe what a flake I can be.