Looks like it won’t be a complete waste, as I have received my first email from Esquire Magazine. After consulting with the other women in the article, it turns out that Romeo wrote us all.
Here is his email in it’s entirety:
“Do you shave your twat?”
Awesome. This is exactly what I signed up for. Wow. Thank the lord I am going to be in Esquire and a million lunatics are going to write me. Kick Ass!