I keep thinking that every toilet is going to overflow. Man, do we use a lot of water in toilets compared to the U.K. Everytime I flush, I get ready to run away from the water that is inevitably going to come spilling out of the bowl. Also, now that I have mastered the right amount of pressure to use on a British toilet, I am finding that I’ve lost my ability to flush U.S. toilets.
I go to crosswalks and wait for a green light. I am too confused to try to cross on my own. Right, no left. No, definitely right. Shit. Crosswalk please.
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