Go read Shebrew, go now.

Not only are my essays now properly credited, I’ve even been put on the home page. So go over to Shebrew and read my articles. I’m not sure what happened to my conversion essay, it might have gone the way of the dinosaurs.

Then send the link to people and tell them to read my articles. Then tell those people to email a Big Name Publisher and request that they buy my (as of yet unedited) manuscript.