Go to the gym, Leah, go to the gym.
Dear Leah on WW for the second time who still shops at Lane Bryant exclusively,
I’m just saying, yo, get off the couch and go to the gym. It is Thanksgiving and you have plans to eat yummy Mexican tomorrow night. So go to the gym before you explode and become the blackhole you were compared to (lovingly) earlier today.
Skinny Hot Leah who lives inside of you and can only get out if you
GO TO THE FUCKING GYM! and count your points, remember that? WW? You are paying for the program, so how about enter more than coffee and exercise, okay? How about that snickers bar?