It is a good friend and coworker…

who will gently tell you that your pants are a little low.

Yesterday one of the boys I work with came up to me and said, “Don’t be offended, but your pants are pretty low. I think you might be putting on a show for the people at the table behind you.”

There isn’t anything casual about getting your pants back up above your underwear line at work. Tugging my shirt down and pulling my pants up. I end up standing up, hiking up the pants, yanking down my shirt, and changing chairs.

When will this low rise craze end? My bum doesn’t like the publicity.