My rules about coffee

All of my friends have rules. And listening to them list their rules, I started wondering what my rules are. How do I do things? What are my quirks? My friends seem to know theirs better than I know mine and I envy that level of self awareness, so here are some of my rules.

Monday through Friday Coffee Rules.

I try to get out of the house between 7:50 and 8:05 AM and head north to Metropolis Coffee. I get a Mondo Coffee and an everything bagel with cream cheese. Plain cream cheese, not chive, not light. Just plain. I want room for milk, please and thank you. I slice the bagel in the guillotine and then put the bagel in the toaster. While it is toasting, I fix my coffee with